If you do this, you will die

but a Superbowl drinking game is probably inevitable, so here's one example from my old friend Chris Tusa's Facebook page.

Saints Super Bowl Drinking Game

1. Every time they mention hurricane Katrina, drink 1

2. Every time they show Kim Kardashian in the stands, drink 5

3. Every time Reggie Bush gets negative yardage, drink for 5 seconds

4. If they mention Tim Tebow for any reason, funnel a beer

5. If Jeremy Shockey pretends to be hurt after dropping a pass, drink 2

6. Every time they show a Saints fan yelling "Who Dat", drink 1

7. If Brett Favre is mentioned for any reason, take a shot of cheap liquor

8. Every time they compare hurricane Katrina to the Haiti earthquake, drink 1

9. Every time they show Archie Manning, chug 2 & mention how he sucked

10. If they show Ray Nagin, drink 5 and punch someone in the face
I'd add Bobby Jindal to number 10 as well, and suggest that anyone left standing at the end of the game be awarded this painfully awesome Hello Kitty Chainsaw as a prize.

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