I speak, of course, of the Puritans, who weren't content with simply naming their kids after virtues. No, they gave us this sort of hilarity as well:

In the late 17th century a member of the British parliament was named Praise-God Barebone, with brothers and sons named Fear-God Barebone, Jesus-Christ-Came-Into-The-World-To-Save Barebone, and If-Christ-Had-Not-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barebone.

The last changed his name to Nicholas.
Obviously, there's a need for a condom joke here, but as I am a respectable type, I will forgo that opportunity.

Barebone. Snort.

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