Lexus, never shy about advertising to the rich, has gotten a little more specific this year: they're not just advertising to any-ol' rich people, including people who might've gotten rich through hard work and effort -- now they're specifically advertising to people who have had everything handed to them their entire lives:

Yes, that's right, if you want to buy a gift for your super-spoiled wife, the one who got a pony for Christmas as a child and is mean-spirited enough to still relish how it made her friend jealous, you might want to commit sui... I mean, buy her a Lexus. Lexus: cars for evil, selfish people, now more than ever.

PS: what ever happened to Dolly after you got bored with her, after mother objected when she left a steaming pile of pony biscuits in the living room, when you realized she just didn't quite inspire as much jealousy in your "friends" as she used to? A ride in the meat wagon to the slaughterhouse? Yeah, that's what I thought. Enjoy your car. I hope you die in it.

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