Dear news media,

Since I can't quite summon up the necessary quality of rhetoric to discuss your treatment of the Presidential race, from the standing ovation and sprinkled donuts for John McCain to the debate last night which didn't touch on any substantive policy issues (except for the bullshit capital gains tax lie) to tacking the word "gate" onto the end of whatever manufactured bullshit you've come up with this week, I find myself forced to outsource my outrage to Clark Griswold. In this scene, dear news media, you are the boss, and the Tylenol is replaced with a mason jar of corn likker (since it seems you think we observers are a bunch of ignorant hicks).


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