A disturbing sight

A note to my fellow males. When walking into a public toilet, please wait until you are in front of the urinal before going wrist deep into your pants to get your dick out. If you have to begin early, you should wait, at the very least, until you are inside the second door before unzipping, much less rooting around, hunched over and shuffling toward toward relief. It's not that I'm queasy about seeing penises--it's that I'm afraid that you'll get it out early and I'll get caught in the sidespray.

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