How long do you think that headline writer has been waiting for a chance like this to pop up?

George Bartusek, who got freaky with two blow-up sex dolls in a grocery store parking lot, won't do jail time, a judge has ruled.

Bartusek was let off with six months probation for his open-air synthetic threesome in a Publix Parking Lot in Cape Coral in February.
He's apparently not welcome at Publix anymore either.

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