Can't think of a better way to make my return to the intertubes than with this story.
FEBRUARY 5--A Florida man was arrested yesterday after he was spotted fondling and making out with a pair of blow-up dolls in a supermarket parking lot. Shoppers called cops when they spotted George Bartusek, 51, getting busy in the front seat of his 1998 Lincoln Town Car, which was parked directly in front of a Publix store.I guess he figured he was never going to have a million dollars. I'd embed that clip, but I can't.
Oh, and AT&T still sucks.