Dear Arizona Residents

My condolences on your football team's loss tonight. Jesus really had it in for you, it seems. I don't know what Pennsylvania offered him in return for tonight's win, but it must have been killer for Jesus to screw with you like that. I mean, to have the refs practically gift the Steelers a field goal by calling two really questionable personal fouls in the third quarter, then let you back in the game and even take the lead on Fitzgerald's terrific run and catch, only to snatch it away at the end? You really must have pissed Him off something serious.

I suggest you find some way to make recompense. Perhaps you could slaughter a fatted calf or something.

Sincerely,
Incertus

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