Sorry, I'm working on about 4 hours of sleep, I have a full day of teaching ahead of me, and I'm getting 48 papers today. This is what you get for the morning blogging.

As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and "passed gas loudly," the complaint said.

Cruz, according to complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer.

"The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons," the complaint alleged.

He was also charged with driving under the influence, driving without headlights and two counts of obstruction.
Yeah, that was the best joke I could come up with at this time of the morning.

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