When Jesse mentioned yesterday that John McCain was going to be at Sturgis for the big bike rally, I noted in the comments that he'd be on stage about an hour after the fake orgasm contest. But McCain did me one better.
In introducing his wife, McCain noted the ongoing beauty pageant at the event and said that he had "encouraged Cindy to compete. I told her, with a little luck, she could be the only person ever to serve as first lady and Miss Buffalo Chip."I'm sure she could, John, as long as she remembers to "plaster on the makeup like a trollop."