Are people seriously taking this seriously? I wanted to weep seeing the amount of text wasted on this non-story over at Broadsheet. Ugh. I thought we all learned in the 90s that what powerful pricks do with their pricks and what they do with their politics and policies are entirely different things? That it's none of our business, and when we pretend it is our business, we HURT the WORLD? Ugh. Super ugh.
I'm taking it upon myself to post the official Incertian response to this. Bloggers, listen up: if you've been taking this non-story seriously and treating it as if it were a real story, HERE'S YOU:
Let's get back to shit that matters.