Or Ewoks. Or Jar-Jar Binks. Or a Burger King tie-in. Who am I kidding--this is George Lucas we're talking about here.
Okay, I was going to quote the story, but it's by the AP, and they don't like it when bloggers use their work, so I'll just summarize and ask you not to click the above link.
George Lucas is making a movie about the Tuskegee Airmen. Now normally I would be excited about such a film, especially given how little attention the stories of African-American soldiers in WWII receive. But this is Lucas we're talking about here. I never had a lot of faith in him, and after his latest Indiana Jones abomination, I have none at all. I think the world would be better off if he were never attached to another film. Ever.