Don't expect this to become a regular feature, by the way. I just came across this at Fire Joe Morgan, the most awesome sports blog I know, and had to pass it along.
Unrelated postscript: Homeplate ump Jeff Kellogg just took a fastball to the face because A.J. Pierzynski seemed to get crossed up and just missed it. So he takes a fastball to the face and goes down like a sack of potatoes, and Jon Miller says, as they prepare a replay, "He's wearing a microphone, let's go back and have a look...) And I think, "Don't play the dude's audio!!!" And then they roll the replay, and it -- incredibly predictably -- goes like this:
Pierzynski: Oh -- my God.
Kellogg: (on the ground) Fuck.
Come on ESPN. What word did you think was going to come out of a dude's mouth in that situation?