Yo, Those Your Clitches?
Usually only my students misspell this ironically. Well done, Sun Sentinel!
PS: if anyone knows how to turn a screen capture into a jpg, please tell me how. I can copy the screenshot onto a word doc or whatnot, but can't figure out how to keep it as an image. Which is why this moment of ignominy was brought to you by dig-cam, dog. [edit: figured it out! :-)