Happy Birthday, FDR

Today is Franklin Delano Roosevelt's birthday. He would have been 126 years old today.

Today is also Dick Cheney's birthday. Thanks to technology developed by Cyberdyne Systems and to a Faustian bargain made in the year 1428, the vice president is 614 years old today. His cybernetically-enhanced Satanic powers will destroy us all. Happy Birthday, Dick!

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