An Open Letter to the Middle-Aged Woman at the Movie Theater Last Night Who Literally Yelled Into Her Cell Phone in Order to be Heard Over the Movie the Rest of Us Were Trying to Watch
Gah! Don't do that! I mean... c'mon! Fuckin' what the fuck? It's The Nightmare Before Christmas! This movie's been out on video for over a decade! You could watch it at home and talk on the phone, for Christ's sake! If you don't want me to throw ice at you, quit doing things that require me to throw ice at you!
That is all.