Happy Easter

From the Associated Press:

"ATLANTA - A 20-year-old man was arrested for allegedly selling hallucinogenic mushrooms hidden inside chocolate bunnies and ducks and other drugs, authorities said.

"Rockdale County sheriff's deputies arrested a the [sic] man after a deputy spotted him allegedly selling a sheet of LSD and a chocolate duck containing psilocybin mushrooms for $650, Sgt. Jodi Shupe said Saturday."

I love this story so much. You gotta figure that a Cadbury Cream egg stuffed with, like, peyote buttons would not only provide you with some life-changing visions, but would also taste considerably better than the shit they usually stuff into a Cadbury Cream Egg.

I also like that this guy was apparently so high, he thought that carrying around chocolate bunnies in November would look completely natural.

But mostly, I just love that first sentence-- presumably written by a completely sober A.P. writer-- which kinda makes it sound like a drug dealer actually tried to hide hallucinogenic mushrooms inside "chocolate bunnies and ducks and other drugs." As if he was trying to smuggle mushrooms in a bag of crack. I mean, imagine, stuffing mushrooms inside a bag of crack, then stuffing that bag inside a bag of heroin. It's like a junkie Turducken-- just in time for Thanksgiving!

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