Carson Daly: More of a Jerk-off Than You Thought

Sure, we've all known since the early 90s that Carson Daly was a no-talent douche. And we've probably always suspected that he was kind of an asshole-- I mean, he just looks like an asshole, doesn't he? Like some weird creation somewhere in the labs of MTV-- some bland nobody who's just attractive enough to convince braindead teenagers that he's "hip" and an authority on what's "cool."

So it should come as no surprise to learn that Darson Daly is not only the first late-night talk show host to return to the air in the midst of the writer's strike-- he's also trying to get his friends and family to write his show for him while the strike is going on. He's set up a hotline so that people he knows can call and leave jokes that he can play on his show-- comedy without writers, ya dig?

"... I don't have any writers working," his email says, "and hosting a latenight show without them will be nearly impossible for me." Well, gosh. I can't believe that the inconvenience factor didn't occur to those selfish writers! I mean, when you think about it, it is "nearly impossible" to have a television show when the writers are on strike! Jeepers creepers, what were they thinking?

Asshat.

Anyway. The hotline is available at the bottom of the email, which you'll find by clicking on the link above. In case you have any good jokes like "How many MTV douchebags does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" or something.

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