And Jon Stewart is on vacation...

You know that Stewart has got to be wondering if his vacation time works on odd news stories like washing your car does on thunderstorms, because no sooner does he take a week off than we get this:

In Shirley MacLaine's new book, the actress and longtime friend of Dennis Kucinich makes an interesting claim: During a visit to her home in Washington state, Kucinich said he saw a UFO and heard messages from it.

"Dennis found his encounter extremely moving," MacLaine writes. "The smell of roses drew him out to my balcony where, when he looked up, he saw a gigantic triangular craft, silent, and observing him.

"It hovered, soundless, for 10 minutes or so, and sped away with a speed he couldn't comprehend. He said he felt a connection in his heart and heard directions in his mind."

I knew his pockets were a gateway to another dimension.

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