Posted by Brian at 2:40 PM
That burglar has no idea what he's in for
You don't steal from the Hulkster.
A burglar made off with approximately $100,000 worth of jewelry from the home of wrestling champion Hulk Hogan, authorities said. Hogan's family was moving out of the home when the theft of a platinum diamond watch and two dog tags was noticed, according to a Miami Beach Police Department report.
Some advice to the burglar. Come back, return the loot, and take the leg drops you know you have coming, because if Hulkamania is forced to run wild on you, you will never be the same again.