Some Good Fucking News

A study published in today's New England Journal of Medicine reveals that-- contrary to popular belief-- many senior citizens still love gettin' busy well into old age.

This I love:

"'Most people assume that people stop doing it after some vague age,' said sex researcher Edward Laumann of the University of Chicago.

"However, more than half of those aged 57 to 75 said they gave or received oral sex, as did about a third of 75- to 85-year-olds."

Good for them, I say. And while getting older still scares me, I'm comforted by the knowledge that I'll still be able to violate my virginity pledge as I enter my eighth and ninth decades on earth.

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