Top Five Things I Learned at Last Night's Party
5. Don't eat a big dinner before one of Brian and Amy's parties-- there's good food waiting for you there.
4. Rum is bueno (I'd learned this before, actually, but I sometimes like to review stuff I already know).
3. Cats are afraid of me.
2. Lots of stuff rhymes with "Raaahhhhhrrrrrr!", making zombie poetry relatively easy to write.
1. In "Drinker's Time," there is actually a time of day referred to as "eleven o'clock in the afternoon."