Two links to check out

One hysterically funny, one not so much.

I'll go with the not so much first, so you can cheer yourself up afterwards. Steve Gilliard has been all over anything having to do with the draft and parents--like me--who have considered removing our children from the country should one be reinstated while the current fuckwads are in office. He's gotten me to reconsider a bit. But don't miss the article he links to dealing with the effect of Bush policies on Army recruiters.

Now to the funny. This is what hapens when you just follow links--I started at Pandagon's Amanda Marcotte, who linked to Feministe who linked to the funniest thing I've read in a long fucking time--The Everlasting Phelps. Here's a very brief excerpt.

As a matter of fact, I'm willing to bet that most of the men who have skidmarks do wipe properly. That isn't what you are seeing. What you are seeing is fart spray. Part of the confusion may come from women not farting. I don't know what it is, but until they hit late-middle age, women don't fart. They "poot". A poot is largely air. That ain't what we do. We fart.

You know what a fart is? It is hot stomach gas blown past turds. Okay? When you blow air over a turd, you are going to pick up turd bits. You should be glad that we are wearing pants, because if we weren't, all that aerosol crap would be floating around in the air instead of being nicely filtered by multiple layers of cloth.
Like Banky's grandmother said, "Banky, the money's in the dick and fart jokes."

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