Just a note on homosexuality

This goes out to my vast, right-wing evangelical audience, all of whom hang on my every pronouncement as though it came from the top of Mt. Sinai. Listen carefully.

Gay and lesbian people are not going to disappear. No matter how much you try to "protect" your little schnookums from their dastardly influences, no matter how much you try to pretend like they're demons sent from the netherworld to turn your precious little hetero children into butt-fucking (or strap-on using) sex fiends, gays and lesbians aren't going away. They've been around for many, many millennia, and I don't imagine that evolution is going to suddenly select them out now, just because you've gotten your panties in a twist over the issue. So let's stop with the censorship crap, okay? The sooner your kids realize that there are people in the world who don't think and act exactly like they do, the better off we're all going to be.

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